Hello, fellow Redditors!
If you are receiving this email, you might be the lucky owner of one (or several) of these shirts:

Before we go on to the updates, we’d like to once again thank you for your purchase and support! We’ve received hundreds of kind notes and nearly 2000 orders for this shirt in less than a week, and we could not be more grateful to you! You can read a more detailed thank you with pictures and gushing and all that! Now, on to the…
Updates Regarding Your Orders
We’ve been getting quite a few emails from you guys with questions and concerns that we’d like to address here. We’re trying to keep up with the volume of business and communication that we’ve been flooded with since Reddit bestowed its massive presence upon us, and we figured writing a blog would be the easiest way to air everything out. We’ll address the most frequently asked questions first!
FAQ
Q1: Have you shipped my shirt yet? No? WHY THE HELL NOT? >:|
Thanks to the awesome power of Reddit, we here at Lovesick Robot Studios watched the number of orders for this shirt reach roughly 1800 in about 72 hours. This is both incredible and frightening for us, because Lovesick Robot Studios is a small business comprised of two people and five cats (it should also be noted that cats make terrible employees). We can’t exactly afford to hire help, either, since we offered the shirts at a price that was barely above what it costs to make them. This, in addition to ordering 2000+ shirts of different sizes, new(ish) equipment that will allow us to handle the volume of orders we need to fill and being in the process of organizing everything, things are off to a somewhat slow start.
What I CAN tell you, though, is that we now have a manual 4-color press set up in our 100sq. ft. work room, and we’re going to start printing these shirts TODAY so we can start shipping things out! We’re doing things in chronological order, so the earlier you ordered, the sooner you’ll get your shirt. Our current estimated shipping time for everything is 1-4 weeks. It’s kind of a bummer, but we’re doing our damndest to get it done faster!
Q2: Will I get my shirt by [insert wintertime holiday here]?
The short answer: No. The longer answer: We want to get these shirts out of the door and into your hands as quickly as possible. We’re busting our asses and working long hours, and we’re even getting an extra pair of hands in the shop whenever we find someone generous enough to work in exchange for booze/baked goods/free food. But, all of that said, some people will get their shirts in time for their respective holidays, and some simply will not. It’ll be best if you assume that you will not, so you won’t be disappointed. And who knows, you may be pleasantly surprised!
Q3: WTF is taking so long? >.<
We hope you have a better idea of the current small-business-working-conditions we’ve got going on over here, but there is another reason that your order might not make it to you in a timely fashion: If you ordered your shirt via Etsy or directly through PayPal and did not specify what size(s) you wanted, we will need to take time to contact you or search through our email for the email you sent us with your size. We can’t send you your shirt if we don’t know what size you want, so this will delay your order.
Q4: I requested a women’s size/an unusual size/a different design placement/a different shirt and ink color. Is that gonna happen, by chance?
Regarding sizes: We’re really sorry, but we stated in the Reddit thread that we could only offer Unisex Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL and 3XL heather gray shirts, and we unfortunately will not be able to send any other type of shirts until after the holidays when we’re able to catch our breath. If you ordered a woman’s size shirt, we will send you a unisex shirt one size smaller, and if you ordered anything larger than our largest size, you will receive a 3XL. The reason behind this decision is that women’s shirts and plus-size shirts are considerably more expensive than unisex shirts; we’ve also already ordered our ink and shirt blanks, so we cannot accomodate any color change requests.
If you had your heart set on different colors, styles or sizes, check back with us after the holidays! We have plans to put this design on all of our current styles of shirt, and in a variety of colors. We’ll also be in a better place to accept custom orders by then, too
Regarding design placement: Roughly half of you specifically requested that the design be placed higher on the shirt, so all of the shirts we’re sending out will have the design printed on the chest area, rather than the waist. We think it looks better up there, anyway.
We’re really, really, really sorry for any inconveniences.
And there will be a few, believe us. Rest assured, we’re putting forth our most kickass effort over here, but there will inevitably be some mistakes made along the way, what with all these late night t-shirt printing parties that may or may not involve drinking games to increase productivity. If we botch anything, shoot us an email at lovesickrobot@gmail.com — we’re ready and willing to work with you to make it right!
Also, if you don’t receive your shirt by January 1st, 2012, get a hold of us at lovesickrobot@gmail.com. Everything should at least be on its way by that point, and we want to make sure you get what you paid for (and then some)!
Your patience is immensely appreciated! <3
Also, we <3 you.
And we mean that in the most awkwardly romantic way possible. Our small business has grown into something less-small because of you! We appreciate anyone who helps us pay our mortgage and buy cat food, and you definitely fall into those esteemed ranks, fellow Redditors
Update 12/05/2011
It turns out that PayPal has decided not to import your addresses from Etsy or Storenvy, so I’ve been manually entering your addresses into their Multi-order Shipping dealy to get them priced out. My fingers are blistering from the super-sonic typing I’ve been doing but IT’S OKAY I HAVE BOOZE SO I CAN’T FEEL IT \o/
Update 12/12/2011

Sweet merciless Krampus. I don’t even know how many orders that is. All I know is that we’ve sent out roughly 400 packages and this is what we have left to process. All of this in addition to our normal holiday orders, which were up by about 50% this year. Also, that pile of paper is nap time central for our fatass kitties, which is GREAT.
We’ve been getting a lot of emails from you guys regarding the whereabouts of your shirts. Please keep in mind that we are only two people (we can sometimes con two others into helping us when they don’t have school or prior commitments) and we are printing each of these shirts by hand, one at a time, in our little 150 square foot home studio. So far we figure we can print, bag, tag and price out roughly 200 packages a day before burning styrofoam to keep warm and eating gravel for energy starts to sound like a good idea.
Back to work!
Update 12/19/2011

THE HOME STRETCH
We pwnt the hell outta your packages this weekend! With the exception of a finding a small handful of MIA customers and waiting for an over-night’ed order of shirts, nearly all of your packages will be in the mail and on their way to you today (it’s currently 3:30am CST as I write this)! I’d like to take this opportunity to thank NPR radio — your droning, monotone background noise made the hours fly by. I’d also like to thank Alcohol for giving me the strength to carry on, and helping me keep it down to 1-2 panicked fits of weeping per day.
Anyway, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Have a safe and happy holiday, everyone! <3